Country makes it illegal to fart

There go my dreams of a Taco Bell franchise in Malawi.

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offense.

I'd guess we will see more people owning dogs in Malawi. There was no information about higher fines for the noxious SBD variety of emanations.